Corniest Jokes

What are some of the corniest jokes you've heard or come up with yourself? While outwardly we may sigh, facepalm or shake our heads some little part of us deep inside giggles whenever a corny joke is told. So don't be afraid! Let us know your corniest jokes.

idk what corny means

Enjoy!

http://www.reddit.com/r/cornography

and if your being serious panda, corny= cheesy,in poor taste, out of style, foolish, i.e.... entertainment so unfunny that as a defensive measure the body produces euphoria to counteract the resulting lethal levels of face palm. ( like pretending to not know what corny means maybe?)

Silloe wrote:Enjoy!

http://www.reddit.com/r/cornography

No thanks. Not exactly looking for that here but I should have expected it from you. I said corny jokes not pictures of corn. If I wanted pictures of corn I could use google.

kunoric wrote:and if your being serious panda, corny= cheesy,in poor taste, out of style, foolish, i.e.... entertainment so unfunny that as a defensive measure the body produces euphoria to counteract the resulting lethal levels of face palm. ( like pretending to not know what corny means maybe?)

That's why corny jokes are so great. The production of dopamines and endorphines to counteract the impending sadness and pain of the great facepalm still remain even after the facepalming has passed. While at first one feels intense pain from such jokes given time they will know the true greatness of corny jokes. Plus if you're alone you don't have to facepalm and there is no pain whatsoever!

A man befriends a talking snake named Nate, who tells the man that he is the guardian of a lever that, when pulled, destroys the world. One day, the man is driving home, and the brakes and the steering wheel suddenly and simultaneously are damaged. The man can't stop the car, and has limited steering, and he is heading towards the general direction of the lever and the snake. He considers for a moment, then decides, "Better Nate than lever".

NeoRetro10K wrote:A man befriends a talking snake named Nate, who tells the man that he is the guardian of a lever that, when pulled, destroys the world. One day, the man is driving home, and the brakes and the steering wheel suddenly and simultaneously are damaged. The man can't stop the car, and has limited steering, and he is heading towards the general direction of the lever and the snake. He considers for a moment, then decides, "Better Nate than lever".

Undeniably corny and fabulously crafted. I give it 4 1/2 cobs.

Full "Joke":

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I've read the full thing. Totally worth it.

ugh... too much... somebody read it to me.

Silloe wrote:Full "Joke":

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I've read the full thing. Totally worth it.

I too read the whole thing. My favorite part was where they mentioned that it was 42 m long. That was about the only part of it made me eve crack a grin anyway. It may or may not have been worth it but at least I get an achievement for reading the longest joke in the world.

about 3/4 of the way through it, leaving in a bit, i'll finish it when i get back... I think i'v read this before, like, the entire thing, but i don't mind. its been a while.