Favorite quotes

What are some of your favorite quotes? These can be comments made by people you met in-game or just quotes you like in general. I want to see what crazy array of saying you guildies can come up with!

Everything in my signature. Also:

Jason: Uhh, I gave you the... *kill* gesture....
Gwen: No, you were giving me the 'we're dead' signal; I was agreeing with you. Like I know know where the hold button is.

"I like Dr. Pepper."
"Dr. Pepper is a spermicide."
"That's nice, Brill."

"Now we have a dog. And Alistair is *still* the stupidest member of the party." -Morrigan

"What is that, an onion?"
"It's a pepper!"
"I don't fckn know..." -Fail of the Year


--If anyone knows what the first and third "quotes" comes from, I will love you forever.

"it's horrible! the town has been over run by sharks!"
-earthbound(?)

"where are you from? "
"yes/no"
- pokemon ruby/saphire

" hey,why are you crying?"
"these pajamas make me look gaaaayyyy!!!(sob)"

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." T.E Lawrence.

"Guns and bombs don't kill people. Clever scientists who want to build a better method of destruction kill people" Colonel Victor S. Hoffman

"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough, and liked it, never really care for anything else."
Ernest Hemingway

"We're going to troll the shit out of you!!!" Anonymous

Simon: "You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again, often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly: No matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us, I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe... 'cause I'm your medic. And however little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies, and more than enough of both. Now, we could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me. I don't care what you've done, I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. 'Cause I don't see this working any other way."
[Simon exits]
River: "Also, I can kill you with my brain."

Saffron: "Durran, this isn't what it looks like."
Mal: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause, that's what we're doin'. Don't ask me 'bout the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
Durran Haymer: "Well, I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but..."
- excerpts from Firefly episode "Trash"


Prometheus: "You're in luck! The bridge ahead is still intact."
[an Invader throws a car off the bridge and heads for Michael]
Michael Ford: "You neglected to mention the giant alien standing on the bridge!"
- The Conduit

Maybe I'll think of some more later, but these'll have to do for now.

how could i forget this one?

kunoric wrote:how could i forget this one?

and now we have a quote within a quote in a forum about quotes.